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Unsurprisingly, Pat McGrath continues to dominate the off-kilter, eccentric beauty sphere and her new LUST: Gloss is no different.

The newest product in her eponymous makeup line, LUST: Gloss promises to be the lip gloss to end all lip gloss, because she didn’t just drop one or two shades. She added 14 unique colors, all with insanely unique names like Flesh Astral and Aliengelic that could only come from the Mother herself. All the shades feature a main swath of color with a secondary colored glitter. Even the copy from its description reads like dang erotica:

Ethereally erotic colour meets surreally seductive shine in LUST: Gloss. This orally fixating balm glides on, flawlessly soothing and smoothing your lips while evoking three-dimensional lustre. Turn your lips on in ravishingly resplendent hues – ranging from teasing transparencies to negligee nudes to poetic pinks – in 14 never-sticky, sinfully scintillating shades. But beware: Mother’s conjured the ultimate in luxe lip paraphernalia, bound to elicit softcore seduction as unforgettable as the searing memories, passion and pleasure of first love.

Each gloss will retail for $28, which is obviously a lot more than you’d pay for a gloss you pick up at Walgreens. But what has been proven again and again with Pat McGrath Labs products is you definitely get what you pay for. You can also pick up a 4-pack in four different variants for $95, or opt for all 14 shades for $325.